Quote #28857
I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.
Quote #13144
God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of...
Quote #8399
Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as...
Quote #21595
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s...
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #768
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #21712
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #11813
My utterance is mighty, I am more powerful than the ghosts; may they have...
Quote #19257
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end....