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He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some...