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If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
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Man, being the servant and interpreter of nature, can do and understand so much...
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God...
Quote #21778
Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.
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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
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The way you let your hand rest in mine, my bewitching Sweetheart, fills me...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...