Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #4524
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Quote #24821
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
Quote #10245
Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
Quote #7142
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #32330
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #6787
In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
Quote #7993
Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.