Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
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Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible...
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #18616
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #14306
Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more...
Quote #30235
He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to...
Quote #629
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #1358
Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.