Quote #22133
An intellectual hate is the worst.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #32219
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #1801
Dinner theater is anti-culture.
Quote #32255
Listen to your heart, because in the end it is your heart that matters.
Quote #20425
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
Quote #16527
I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #11394
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.