Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #4365
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #17701
America has believed that in differentiation, not in uniformity, lies the path of progress....
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #31445
Many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #2348
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.