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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
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If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
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The accords were fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist...
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Tomorrow I’ll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another...
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I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a...