Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #18242
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
Quote #3189
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
Quote #34143
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #13161
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
Quote #17486
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Quote #11362
Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #21251
Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their...
Quote #27001
That was my gift — having the ability to put certain guys together that...