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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because...
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Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own...
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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The ultimate security is your understanding of reality.
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
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As a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the...
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When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
Quote #26475
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...