Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #29542
The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #31632
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #20767
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
Quote #30524
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #22093
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...