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As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #18042
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
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Open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re livin’
Quote #16377
Only strength can cooperate. Weakness can only beg.
Quote #7891
War is hell, and I mean to make it so.
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Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you...
Quote #14580
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...