Quote #23496
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #27082
Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #28823
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
Quote #30879
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #3879
Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we...
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.