Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #26328
I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #3274
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
Quote #15156
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...
Quote #1698
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Quote #29528
When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value...
Quote #4661
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
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We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.