Quote #25336
An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
Quote #1638
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #19321
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #9965
Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #12497
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at...
Quote #26945
I have lived, tomorrow, I shall sleep in glory.
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #11462
Each day provides its own gifts.