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I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment, to be called...
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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...
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The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
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Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
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The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your...