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I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
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You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
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The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our...
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If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all...
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A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he...
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Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin