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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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This is on me.
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He was a genius – that is to say, a man who does superlatively...
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You can never plan the future by the past.
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Never stop learning knowledge doubles every fourteen months.
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I could have spoken from Rhode Island where I have been staying … But...
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Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
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Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But...
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Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
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The coming together of two laudable movements — death with dignity and cost containment...