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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity...
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Small to greater matters must give way.
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There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.
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Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must...
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Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil...
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.