Quote #25067
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
Quote #10091
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #15502
The failure of the mind in old age is often less the results of...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #26797
Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #4217
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #18818
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.