Quote #4724
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they...
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A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is...
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Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
Quote #21054
A vein of poetry exists in the hearts of all men.
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The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend...
Quote #20321
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
Quote #15971
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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What I’m concerned about is the people who don’t dwell on the meaninglessness of...
Quote #31123
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...