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Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in...
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Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
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Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
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There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
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As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
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Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.