Quote #5657
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #25213
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #11739
When you choose the behaviour, you choose the consequences.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #3553
This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
Quote #25339
We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in expressing what we are…Men do...
Quote #12550
Battles are won by iron hearts in wooden ships.
Quote #5877
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...