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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
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At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going...
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A hedge between keeps friendship green.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #33522
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor...