Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #23296
Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...
Quote #5410
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
Quote #34657
You can’t choose the ways in which you’ll be tested.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #27617
It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
Quote #16618
To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems...
Quote #16087
Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
Quote #31255
I consider it a public duty to answer falsifications with facts. I will not...