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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.
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Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them...
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I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work...
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Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
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Confound those who have said our remarks before us.
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The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
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There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the...
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Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.