Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #13973
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #10719
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
Quote #5178
The question is not what you look at but what you see.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #23749
‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
Quote #25224
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
Quote #27706
The common dogma of fundamentalists is fear of modern knowledge, inability to cope with...