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Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
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Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless...
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Life is a progress, and not a station.
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...