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Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see...
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we...
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No national political party is going to nominate another right-wing candidate for a long...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #29974
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #30921
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
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Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...
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I have found a desire within myself that no experience in this world can...