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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
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It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #24559
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #30859
Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #30390
The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into...
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on...
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #357
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.