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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Man is by nature a political animal.
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If we value independence, if we are disturbed by the growing conformity of knowledge,...
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and...
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of...
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Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
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To be good, we must do good and by doing good we take a...