Quote #24539
It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps...
Quote #27836
I was never less alone than while by myself.
Quote #5610
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #21569
The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it...
Quote #22235
I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...
Quote #11446
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #23317
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
Quote #22166
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.