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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #12935
Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
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The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and...
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we...
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The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is...
Quote #1595
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...