Quote #14194
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #3450
I still live.
Quote #27394
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important...
Quote #25420
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #21544
Prudent people are very happy ’tis an exceeding fine thing, that’s certain, but I...
Quote #2237
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #31598
Looking back on my life, I wish I’d stepped forward and made a fool...
Quote #31752
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide....