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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #26022
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually...
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Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
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I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly...
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
Quote #5761
Nothing in life is static; it either gets better, or it gets worse.