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The second half of a man’s life is made up of nothing but the...
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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
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All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...
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When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that’s where they...
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He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.