Quote #2037
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
Quote #3772
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.
Quote #1699
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #15357
It is not so important to know everything as to know the exact value...
Quote #10709
Wisdom born of experience should tell us that war is obsolete. There may have...
Quote #33721
Even though work stops, expenses run on.
Quote #5787
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...