Quote #25675
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
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You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #10233
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #30943
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
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Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.
Quote #23955
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
Quote #17323
Death is not the worst rather, in vain To wish for death, and not...