Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #4071
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others with out getting a few...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #34261
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Quote #7390
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #6710
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
Quote #25126
Death hangs over thee, While thou still live, while thou may, do good.
Quote #2806
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...