Quote #7401
A dinner lubricates business.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #3981
There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on...
Quote #16641
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of...
Quote #22333
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #12980
The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
Quote #424
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
Quote #8651
We mortals with immortal minds are only born for sufferings and joys, and one...
Quote #2350
Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.