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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes...
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I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to...
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a...
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All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
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Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
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A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made...