Quote #26122
The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
Quote #27580
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #4570
For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #14697
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders...
Quote #22624
There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...
Quote #10582
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #392
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.