Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #4999
Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #33766
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be...
Quote #5950
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.