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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
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In case of dissension, never dare to judge till you’ve heard the other side.
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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
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Elaine Dickinson There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the...