Quote #31547
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
Quote #14272
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #25006
Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #617
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the...
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #10870
There are two kinds of light–the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
Quote #24971
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.