Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #18201
If we value independence, if we are disturbed by the growing conformity of knowledge,...
Quote #2798
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Quote #20753
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Quote #19714
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #27592
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #21335
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.