Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22560
It’s odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your...
Quote #4111
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote #25688
I think it’s more important to be fit so that you can be healthy...
Quote #31153
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #1047
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
Quote #18727
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
Quote #11620
I have been like a child walking along the shore line. Quickly discarding one...
Quote #7050
Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.