Quote #11346
Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
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People don’t start wars, governments do.
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #25486
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #15494
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
Quote #12193
O Death the Healer, scorn thou not, I pray, To come to me: of...
Quote #17194
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #26099
I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things,...