Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #28601
One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
Quote #23781
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #9362
Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....