Quote #27098
A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for...
Quote #10973
Necessity, who is the mother of invention.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #17789
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #9592
A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run...
Quote #15771
The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #16915
They can conquer who believe they can. He has not learned the first lesson...
Quote #24003
Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
Quote #9569
To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.